Post reblogged from There can be no good without evil. with 39,247 notes
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you bollocking.
Source: im-a-walking-paradox
Photo reblogged from Welcome to the Dark Carnival, Brother! with 29,981 notes
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
Source: jillypooh
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Well I feel fairly crap today. I don’t know exactly what’s wrong but let’s just say food poisoning.
Photo reblogged from no chick-flick moments. with 12,980 notes
EXCUSE U
what the fuck I ordered this shirt this week.
ME AND TOM HIDDLESTON HAVE THE SAME SHIRT.
Source: brodinsons
Photo reblogged from shouting at the universe with 4,105 notes
yeah
sure
do
watch
because
Doctor
Who
is
so
fucking
happy
all
the
fucking
time
Source: pbs.org
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